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Christmas Captions for Instagram

Latest and Best cute Christmas captions for 2022, also we are publish quotes and wishes for Christmas this year….. Wish you a Merry Christmas..!!

Captions on Christmas

• Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!

• It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.

• Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.

• The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.

• Make it a December to Remember.

• Ho, ho, ho,  Merry Christmas.

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• Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

• Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.

• Sometimes I think Christmas should be called “Festival of Carbs.”

• My holiday centerpiece: Christmas miracle or Pinterest fail? Only time will tell.

• Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch

• Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).

• Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!

• All I want for Christmas is you food.

• Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.

• Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.

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• Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle.

• It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…

• It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

• Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!

• December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.

• May your days be merry and bright.

• The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.

• Most parents: Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies! Me, an intellectual: Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.

• My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

• That’s a wrap! No, seriously—I finally finished wrapping the gifts.

• Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer …

• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

• Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.

• Love the giver more than the gift.

• Rebel without a Claus.

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• Although it’s been said, many times, many ways … Merry Christmas to you

• My favorite color is Christmas lights.

• We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.

• On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

• It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

• All I want for Christmas is you!

• One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.

• Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

• Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.

• It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

Christmas Caption Quotes for Instagram & fb

• You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.

• Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

• Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.

• That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry—they just happen.

• May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve

• Happy holidays from all of Santa’s little elves

• We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted

• Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas

• Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped

• I’m only a morning person on December 25th

• Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa

• It’s the most wonderful time of the year

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• The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year

• But first, let me take an selfie

• Can’t wait to exchange all these presents

• This is my resting Grinch face

• Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies

• At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple hours …

• I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas

• One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume

• Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it, “The Naughty List”

• My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas.

• There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow.

• It hasn’t snowed a single flurry but Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry.

• I don’t know if there’ll be snow, but have a cup of cheer.

X-Mas Quotes captions in English

• We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.

• What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?

• Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

• I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

• The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

• Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

• It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

• I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

• Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.

• Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

• You rock my Christmas socks.

• Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.

• Coffee & Christmas music.

• A snowflake is a winter butterfly.

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• Happiness is the first tracks on fresh snow.

• Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.

• The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.

• When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.

• A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

• For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.

• Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

• Sweater weather is better together.

• What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.

• Do you want to build a snowman?

• Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more.

• It’s all humbug, I tell you. Humbug!

• Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.

• All spruced up.

Instagram Captions on X-Mas

• One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day

• Merry everything

• Dashing Through The Snow

• Believe in the magic of the season

• Keep calm and Christmas on

• Make like Frosty and be cool

• Sparkly bows and mistletoe

• I’ve been ready for Christmas since December 26

• But First, presents

• All the jingle ladies.

• Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?

• Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

• You are the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.

• Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.

• You are the holly to my jolly.

• Getting Christmas cozy with my baby

Captions for Santa Claus

• I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

• Dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, rum, vodka, and whiskey.

• All roads lead home for the holidays.

• Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.

• Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

• Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it?

• Trying to catch everyone for a sweet family moment; if I do it while their new devices are still charging, I might stand a chance.

• Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!

• This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose.

• I could’ve sworn it was Christmas morning, but it looks more like a Mardi Gras parade went through the living room.

• Told the kids I’d stay up to “wait on Santa.” It’s code for “catch up on Game of Thrones.”

• Don’t tell Santa we dropped these cookies on the floor right before the pic. Does the five-second rule apply to jolly old elves?

• If Santa can get respect by eating cookies for breakfast and dressing in a glorified velour sweat suit all year, then there’s hope for us all.

• I tried to convince the kids to leave “Santa” a massage certificate this year, but they insisted on going with cookies.

• I’m working on that “bowl full of jelly.” #santagoals

Christmas Captions, Quotes and Wishes

• Baking up all the treats to keep the kids happy during their reindeer games.

• Candy canes are allowed on Whole 30, right?

• It would be wrong to spike the kids’ hot chocolate with Benadryl, right? Because I might need some convincing.

• Lord, give me strength. And another glass of eggnog.

• Snowy hair don’t care.

• I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I take Santa hat selfies.

• Wrapping, baking, planning, caroling…. but first, coffee.

• Happy holidays from all of Santa’s elves!

• Getting everyone in the photo was tougher than trying to put wrapping paper on a bicycle, but we did it.

• We’re just a bunch of candy canes — sweet and slightly twisted.

• “It was so easy to fit everyone in the group picture!” … said no one ever.

• We woke up like this … at 3 a.m., thanks to a couple of over-excited children.

• Look ⬆️…🎅 is coming!

• Every time a 🔔 rings an 😇 gets its wings.

• All I want for Christmas is 🍕

• To-do list: 1.🍴2.🍷3. 😴

• He’s making a 📝 and checking it ✌

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